Patterns of Holding
Make your own magic. We'll walk you through it — with commentary.
Why buy the magic when you can craft it yourself? The Zelinskys Patterns of Holding collection puts the power of extradimensional creation directly in your hands — complete with everything you need to bring your own bags, wallets, and other treasures to life.
Our patterns don't take themselves too seriously, and neither should you. Every pattern in this collection is written with the snark, wit, and hard-won wisdom of someone who has frogged the same seam four times and lived to laugh about it. Whether you're picking up a needle for the first time or you've been stitching since before some of our customers were born, there's a pattern here with your name on it — and probably a joke at your expense somewhere in the instructions.
Every pattern includes:
Multiple PDF Versions — Print at home, send to a shop, or hoard them like the dragon you are. Sized, formatted, and ready for however you work best
Projector Files — Stitch along at any scale with projection-ready files that play nicely with your setup, no squinting required
Embedded Instructional Videos — Step-by-step guidance baked right into the pattern, because sometimes you just need to watch someone else screw it up first.
Snarky, Readable Instructions — Clear enough for a first-timer, entertaining enough that an expert won't fall asleep. Every step written like a friend is guiding you through it — a friend who will absolutely judge your tension but help you fix it anyway. There's also the Quick Guide minus the snark for those who know what they're doing and just want to get to it, or are clutching their pearls a bit too hard to bother with the full instructions.
Skill levels for every Stitch Witch:
Apprentice — First time creating fiber magic? Welcome. We'll be gentle. Mostly.
Journeyman — You know what you're doing. You just want a good pattern and a few laughs along the way
Master — Intricate, complex, and deeply satisfying. For those who laugh in the face of multi-layered stitching
Legendary — You asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you.
From dice bags to duffels, coffin wallets and backpacks, and all the ITA bags in between to really bring the pain, every pattern is designed to pair perfectly with the full Zelinskys collection — so you can make exactly what you want, in exactly the themes you want, with exactly the amount of cursing under your breath that the project deserves.
New patterns added randomly — follow along so you never miss a drop.
Purchased patterns delivered instantly to your inbox.
Lifetime access and free updates whenever a pattern is revised.
Direct help from the Coven whenever you need it via the book of the faces (just make sure you answer the Questions Three to gain access to the cave of wonders).